1) You need a can of soda. See here:
2) It helps to have a flat surface to rest it on so that your hand/arm doesn't get tired.
3) Are you still with me? Because the next step is really important.
4) You tilt the can back with the spout by your mouth. Apparently a cold refreshing substance comes out that you can sip when you do this. The tipping looks like this:
5) It helps to have an entertaining program on to watch in between sips. I like to watch Sprout and at this moment I am watching "Fifi and the Flower Tots."
6) Sometimes people try to take your refreshing beverage away from you (either intentionally or unintentionally). I recommend having a special place to put it down. This is mine.
7) Thank you for taking time to learn my lesson on how to drink a can of soda. In case you get thirsty again later I want to show you where to find more. They come in these neat 12-packs and get stored in the corner.
